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  Happy chanukkah

  by Tina in

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  for those who celebrate!

  im off w/ my challah!

  tina.

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  right prisca, so i guess you weren't ly'n .. you really have seen everything now .. lol .. in Sydney i believe that but down Tathra a bloke has to wait for the world to pass by one circumnavigating caravaning pensioner at a time .. personally i'm waiting to see a giant israeli eskimo called 'Mtzion Elija MtCarmel' before i can declare my visionary trip on this planet complete but it looks like he's disappeared .. perhaps God took him up in a windstorm.

  I'm so proud of you and Tina not being bitchy to each other in this thread, although the heavy air and glint of sharpened nails and devil woman eyes would have wiser men ensconced in the nearest broom cupboard lol.. anyway rest easy, i've done enough bitch'n today for all of us.

  unclebruce
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  I was wandering

  by wallaby jack in

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  excuse the waiting like nature of this post but i've been driving machinery for a few days wondering about stuff .. like why are mosquitos louder at night?

  and how does medicine know where to go?

  and why do ruthless dictators always wear really cheap illfitting sunglasses?

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  hi wassa,

  Sounds like you're alluding to something rude? You know how shy and prudish i am about that kind of talk ;) I'd like to call. I'll go email you.

  bye for now, Lee.
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  I was wandering

  by wallaby jack in

  1. jw
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  excuse the waiting like nature of this post but i've been driving machinery for a few days wondering about stuff .. like why are mosquitos louder at night?

  and how does medicine know where to go?

  and why do ruthless dictators always wear really cheap illfitting sunglasses?

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  wallaby jack

  Thanks Concerned Mama,

  That's one mystery gone 67,945 to go. My JW mother told me sickness was caused by tiny little creatures taking over ones body (called the bad fairies) Very sage advice to a man who used to swallow just about any medicine.

  Got a cure for loneiness? Ah, cancel that .. here's wassa ..

  cheers, unclebruce
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  New JW Song Titles- Post 'em here!

  by TR in

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  lisa gave me the idea for this topic.. so, what are your ideas for some catchy song titles?

  any genre will do.

  1. i got mauled at the kingdom hall.

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  Songs I'd love to hear unchanged in a drive by smirking -

  Van Morrisons "Rock'n and bopp'n down at the Kingdom Hall" Bob Dylans "Changing of the Guards" REM's "Loosing My Religion" or just about anything by Nick Cave.

  The pain of hearing these songs murdered by the high pitched wailing of Jehovah's Windowashers would be well outweighed by the joy in imagining thier chain loosening effect.

  I think i'm being way too serious today what about having the poor sods sing Help by the Beatles.
  
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  Now, who will be the witness there
  When you're blind and you can't see
  Who will be the witness there
  When you're all so clean and you cannot see
  Who will be the witness there
  When your friends are everywhere
  Who will be the witness there
  And your enemies have ceased to care

  The Witness Song - Nick cave

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  Happy chanukkah

  by Tina in

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  for those who celebrate!

  im off w/ my challah!

  tina.

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  wallaby jack

  hey prisca,

  you ever seen an australian/english/abo/scot/italian agnostic who celebrates taoism? .. how about a supercharged retro suburban bushy who salivates life? .. what about a bedraggled old weirdo who celebrates with a wine glass in one hand and a vegimite sandwich in the other? .. mmmm a smelly old fisherman who talks to seagulls and kisses fish? .. sydney from a 727 at 9?

  unc who ain't seen nuth'n yet
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  Happy chanukkah

  by Tina in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for those who celebrate!

  im off w/ my challah!

  tina.

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  wallaby jack

  Happy Chanukka Tina!!!

  (like i know what the f*^# you're on about lol)

  unc who celebrates.

  Vive Bene
  eSpresso L'amore
  Di Risotto Melto!!!
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  I was wandering

  by wallaby jack in

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  excuse the waiting like nature of this post but i've been driving machinery for a few days wondering about stuff .. like why are mosquitos louder at night?

  and how does medicine know where to go?

  and why do ruthless dictators always wear really cheap illfitting sunglasses?

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  G'day waiting lol,

  yep, you're the same waiting that posts boring thoughts of men who've spent way too long riding tractors .. Weren't you almost banned here as the 'Queen of cornography'?

  cheers unc (sorry if i sound sour ..i was just pulling yer ............. lags ... maybe its something i ate .. i could really go some hot battered corn right now)

  ***my apologies for inserting you and ozzie in this post, some say i post here to hear myself rant but i think the truth is that i like to hear you guys and touch some stable understanding base .. thankx for being arround when i needed ya .. unc, self diagnosing again.
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  I was wandering

  by wallaby jack in

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  excuse the waiting like nature of this post but i've been driving machinery for a few days wondering about stuff .. like why are mosquitos louder at night?

  and how does medicine know where to go?

  and why do ruthless dictators always wear really cheap illfitting sunglasses?

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  G'day ozzie,

  me morose? .. nah it must be the thick morning coffee clashing with my thick morning head .. that or all this fresh air's getting into my lungs. I know this is a childish post but hey let my inner child free i say .. (I was gonna rant about psuado-scientific theories we entertained as ignorant dubs, like my 'perhaps the recent increase in earquakes is caused by our pumping all the oil out the ground' theory ;) .. but coherance comes in short disconected spurts this fine day.

  thanks for the offer ozzie, give m my love, but i'm monday too far away, unc.
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  I was wandering

  by wallaby jack in

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  excuse the waiting like nature of this post but i've been driving machinery for a few days wondering about stuff .. like why are mosquitos louder at night?

  and how does medicine know where to go?

  and why do ruthless dictators always wear really cheap illfitting sunglasses?

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  G'day Refiners Fire,

  I plead total ignoramouse of any knowledge wotsoever of those whom you speak. Should my rambling bear any resembalance to persons leaving or Fred i say bollocks and pass them my synphonies.

  ok .. back to english .. with all the millions of words posted, written, spouted, spurted and spitted here and in books i doubt i've ever said anything original in my life (well maybe that time i spun a yarn about abducting an alien in an effort to seed the universe came close)

  why copy someone elses bullshit when it's well known i'm full of it lol.

  playgerizing by telepathetness and clairvoyance unclebruce
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  I was wandering

  by wallaby jack in

  1. jw
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  excuse the waiting like nature of this post but i've been driving machinery for a few days wondering about stuff .. like why are mosquitos louder at night?

  and how does medicine know where to go?

  and why do ruthless dictators always wear really cheap illfitting sunglasses?

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  excuse the waiting like nature of this post but i've been driving machinery for a few days wondering about stuff .. like why are mosquitos louder at night? and how does medicine know where to go? and why do ruthless dictators always wear really cheap illfitting sunglasses? and the one that's had me buggered for years .. how come the most miserable looking people I ever saw those who've claimed to have found the joy of knowing Christ? (not you ozzie ;)

  and how come the visions of Jesus Christ and his Virgin Mother only occur in Christian countries while visions of Allah are seen only in Islamic countries? It's really so convienient it's incredible. Imagine the confusion if Jesus Christ chose to make an appearance in someones muesli in Mecca or Muhammad himself turned up in someones porridge in Dublin ... mmm maybe thier images are appearing and they're being wolfed down by unthinking spiritually pig ignorant breakfasting ragheads and bog irish who couldn't tell the difference between Buddha and a dollop of whipped cream!

  hey bartender .. two bloody Mary's and a packet of Jesus Chrisps.

  umm unclebruce who better not think anymore for a while